Back in October we went on a trip to Disneyland with my parents and brother Eric's family. His son Wyatt and Oliver really hit it off, and each day as we would drive into the park, they would have a little verbal smack down. Normally I frown on cutting insults, but dude these boys were hilariously creative.
Part of Oliver's verbal abuse to his cousin: "I'm going to splash water on you and then an eagle is going to come down and kiss you. I'm going to hit you with a dolphin and then the airplanes are going to come down and get you. Then a sharky is going to brush your hair. With a stick. Then eat you for breakfast."